Why not both?


Hmm…that’s not a bad idea, get someone to shower with me and then have them rub my neck.


And they just keep coming in. Well, for a while now. How are you finding the school so far?

Is that a bad thing? Ah, I see…well, so far everything is just fine. I like being here with my brother and sister…and the students so far are…decent. 


I bet you slept funny on purpose just so you’d have an excuse to get a shoulder rub. Pretty sneaky stuff. 


Pfft, I don’t have to do that…I mean, look at me, I’m beautiful, who wouldn’t want to rub me down? 


It’s that same old classic story of coupling love with death. It’s why vampires are popular, it’s why Romeo and Juliet is Shakespeare’s most famous play, etc. In fact, the french called orgasms le petit morte- the little death. Not to mention sex is all about blood pumping, hearts pounding, adrenaline rush… the same feelings people have in a life or death situation.

Thank you. Remain in my house.

Listening to it now, will give you judgment shortly… … …Slower, but I like that old-fashioned style. Have you ever heard any Explosions in the Sky? Lyricless, but slower like this and good for studying.

Yes, that’s true, although I’m not a fan of Romeo and Juliet if I’m being honest. I thought the story was a bit over the top, and maybe it would have had more of an impact if they hadn’t been teenagers who were ‘madly in love’ after one night. But yes…that’s all…very true, and this conversation is starting to give me a hardon. 

Well thank you, oh gracious one. 

It is a slower song, but the thing that caught my attention was the lyrics, I think they’re beautiful. Oh god yes, I love Explosions, and I love the fact that they’re an instrumental band, let’s the music speak for itself. Your Hand In Mine is one of my favorites by them. Speaking of instrumental, how about Ratatat? 

audacious-emmett asked:
"PM: Watch the flirtin' with my sister man."

PM: Who is your sister….? 


That’s.. that’s true…


So…we could either do this the easy way, or the hard way…I’ll leave the ball in your court.


I could, I suppose. If I wanted to be nice.


Or I could just order you to do it, and if you don’t, that gives me grounds to punish you.


You need to not sleep on it wrong :P


That’s some sage advice there, Sam. I’ll make sure to not do it again, but in the meantime, you should take care of it for me.


A hot shower should do the trick, hm?


A hot shower does sound nice…or I could just get someone to rub it for me.


Okay, good. I’ve been here two days now and I’ve managed to dodge punishment so far…I would hate to break my streak ;)

Oh, so you’ve been good then? I suppose that’s not a bad thing…but now I want to find a reason to punish you.